on my dash all these damn fucking blue eyed devils and their damn fucking pretty eyelashes and pretty everything get away from me

[quiet weeping in background]

can i come stay at someone’s house

because for some reason every spider around has decided to make an appearance tonight

and every one of them right by me

so i have to burn my house down

(p.s. i will kill spiders and bugs for you and promise not to burn your house down without permission)

20
Jun

Henry Cavill for GQ Russia, June 2013 [via Porozhnyaki67]

20
Jun

willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

no you don’t understand

this is exactly what it’s like trying to use my own mum’s account

this is exactly what it looks like because she refuses to use anything but IE

it is hell

why does no one lives only have a 5.9 star rating on imdb? this is quality horror

if all horror movies were like no one lives or the cabin in the woods, then that would please me greatly