oh dear. kstew and rpattz are splitsville again? -gasp-
thanks, yahoo. i can always count on you to report on the important things in life

just watched the deep blue sea with tom hiddleston and rachel weisz
it was srsly depressing and i may never feel happiness again so thx for that
thx for stabbing me in the face, tumblr team, it’s so much better than the back
but fucking yahoo? really, karp?
that’s like giving control over to fucking moon-moon
mum: oh, chevy brought the impala back? it looks -
me: -jumps up/knocks chair over and runs to see at mention of impala-
mum: … better than the last one - what are you doing?
me: nothing. -slinks back into the shadows-
SO THERE’S BEEN THIS FUCKING HORNET IN HERE FOR HOURS AND IT CAME DOWN HERE BY ME FINALLY AND I WAS SWATTING FRANTICALLY AND TRYING TO KILL IT AND THE SHADE WAS OPEN AND I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AT SOME POINT AND THE NEIGHBOR IS STANDING ON THEIR LITTLE BALCONY WAVING I THINK SHE THINKS I WAS WAVING BUT ACTUALLY I WAS BATTLING SOME MUTANT INSECT FROM JURASSIC PARK FOR MY LIFE
not sure if i want to punch moffat in the face for trolling or punch him in the face because he didn’t reveal the doctor’s name
no it looks like the same thing but it’s not the same thing
for the record, i didn’t want to know. and i wasn’t prepared but prepared as i’d ever be and then it didn’t happen so
you know what i mean
“doctor who?”
“please!”
-tomb opens-
i think we could put that down as one of the most confusing moments in doctor who history
and that’s impressive considering, ya know

k.
you know who the whisper men in doctor who remind me of

the gentlemen from the episode hush of buffy the vampire slayer
need i bring up the rhyming aspect as well as their interest in hearts


frederick sackville-bagg
i love when people are like “just trust in the creators/writers”
like which show are you watching

that’s the thing, i don’t trust them
because all of my shows, the creators/writers are all assholes
chris is still nine, david is still ten, matt is still eleven to me and i will always tag them as such. nothing you can say or do changes that steven moffat bye
